If Evan beats me, maybe all of the boys will like me better. I’ll be just like Rihanna!
We should start a band called AlwaysWhisperAlways.
My laptops on my stomach and when I laugh it bounces like its got hydraulics.
I should befriend it and then turn it into food!
I’m not making fun of you I’m making fun at you
I hate farting while sitting own. At least when your up and moving you can kind of get away from it. Not when your sitting down. When you’re sitting down you have to power through and experience every moment of the fart you just crop dusted yourself with.